pungguk dan bulan

(dalam kereta, menuju ke rumah Bonda. Waktu malam, bulan mengambang penuh)


Isteri : Abang, abang... kalau dinda jadi bulan, abang nak jadi apa? (*sambil pandang bulan penuh*)

Suami : Jadi orang!

Isteri : Abang nihhh!! (*pokkk.. si suami kena cepuk*)

Isteri : Ok ok.. Abang, abang... kalau dinda jadi pungguk, abang nak jadi apa?

Suami : Jadi orang! (*tanpa perasaan*)

Isteri : @#%&*&%#@@!!!!



Moral of the story, jangan banyak sangat berangan tuh.

tangga ajaib

Hari minggu.. kemas-kemas bilik. Naik turun tangga lebih sepuluh kali dalam sehari.

Isteri: Oh maiii... abang, tangga-tangga ini membunuh betul lah. Sakit jantung dinda naik turun non-stop!

Suami: Eh, naik gunung tu tak pulak kompelin? Membunuh lah.. Sakit jantung lah... nak naik lagi adalah... bla bla bla... tak sedar diri.. bla bla bla...

Isteri: (lari cepat-cepat masuk toilet, sembunyi..)


AMARAN: Jangan di jolok sarang tebuan. Nak jolok gak, tanggung sendiri lahh.. :p

Queen Bee

Yes, you have your busy days (sssssss)..
Yes, very busy you feel like letting everything go
..and just walk away

but you know it is not you

So, you push yourself
instead of giving up just like that

who's going to feed you
It is a world
where 'ka-ching' is everything
and nothing really means nothing

Hence, when some client come
and say that you are different
in a good way
different than others within this professionalism
...
...
you smile.

Because, literally you can only smile.
And then, you go back to work.